May 11, 2026 @ 3:36 PM | by Laura Jenteman

Clearly having lost its shit, the city of New Brunswick has found itself embroiled in conflict after completing overnight construction on its new high-rise apartment complex which abides by a limit as X approaches infinity.

The ∞-floor building, described as both a "marvel of engineering" and an "affront to God", demonstrates the city's commitment to its status as a pioneer in high-rise construction, despite being considered a possible "existential threat".

Fitted with a laundry room, indoor pool, gym, salon, zen garden, casino, Italian restaurant, supermarket, pet store, Apple Store, 24-hour convenience shop, ice cream parlor, community college, armory, man-made lake, Staples, sports field, vehicle dealership, reservoir, seed vault, Best Buy, coffeehouse, brewery, aquarium, bus stop, Indian restaurant, recording studio, production company, law firm, concert hall, zoo, Home Depot...